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Журнал Дениса Зильбера
Monday, August 1st, 2011

Date:2011-08-01 11:32

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A guy is sitting in the bar in departures at a busy airport. A woman walks in and sits down at the table next to him. He decides because she’s got a uniform on, she’s probably an off-duty flight attendant.
So he decides to have a go at picking her up by trying to identify the airline she flies for. He leans across to her and says the Delta Airlines motto:

‘We love to fly and it shows’.

The woman looks at him blankly. He sits back and thinks up another line. He leans forward again and delivers the Air France motto:

‘Winning the hearts of the world’.

Again she just stares at him with a puzzled look on her face. Undeterred, he tries again, this time saying the Malaysian Airlines motto:

‘Going beyond expectations’.

Could it be British Airways then? he wonders and tries:

‘The World’s favourite airline’.

The woman looks at him sternly and says

‘What the fuck do you want?’

‘Ah!’ he says, “Ryanair”

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